I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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