Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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