So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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