"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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