so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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