How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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