This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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