god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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