what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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