the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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