I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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