i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Mom said you looked used
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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