Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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