Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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