hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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