I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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