Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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