Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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