So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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