I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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