Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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