The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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