i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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