Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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