Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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