She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so let's talk penis.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
My breasts were aching with rage.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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