We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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