I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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