haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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