You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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