I need help removing her.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I think my moral compass just broke
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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