He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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