You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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