no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I need to calm my uterus...
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