Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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