S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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