forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I think your dad took our porno
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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