okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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