...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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