so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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