hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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