i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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