i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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