his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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