You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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