I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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