What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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