you would pick up someone in the library
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Randomize
