Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
how do flat chested girls get laid?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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