I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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