At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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