im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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