just come out here and I will go home with you...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Randomize
