Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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